The Metro Weekly recently ran an article about the films being screened at the DC Shorts film festival and, lo and behold, Purgatory, Inc. is praised yet again, this time as “sardonically delightful” and other words I am too busy to read. Don’t get me wrong; I’m happy for them, but have I been invited to festivals? Have I heard my name screamed by adoring fans? Have I gotten little shiny bags full of free knickknacks I will never use? I imagine this is what the filmmakers are experiencing, as I can only guess, while I diligently do my duty. With no help. From anyone.

Which is fine.

You can read the article here.

Jun 222011
DC Shorts Film Festival

As if I didn’t have enough work, I now have to sort and file yet ANOTHER film festival acceptance letter, this time from the DC Shorts Film Festival (September 8-15, for those of you interested). It really isn’t so bad seeing the filmmakers finding such success…it’s that they have to rub it it my face.

Jan 312011
Garden State Film Festival

All my hard work has paid off. For someone, at least. The film Purgatory, Inc. has been honored with inclusion in yet another film festival: The Garden State Film Festival, running March 31-April 3. I hear the filmmakers might be in attendance. Would have been nice to get an invite…

Dec 082010
Festivus Film Festival

Well, this is just getting out of hand. “Purgatory, Inc. ” has been selected by yet another festival, this time the Festivus Film Festival in Denver Colorado. If you happen to be in the area, the film is screening on Saturday, January 15th at 6:00pm as part of the “Laugh Track” section. Because my pain [...]

Oct 202010

Patrick Cavanaugh, the actor that portrays Christopher McNamee in the short film based on my life, has given an exclusive interview! Read about his experience capturing one of my more controversial cases here.

Oct 042010

Purgatory, Inc. was just nominated for Best Comedy Short at the Long Beach Q Festival! While I hardly think my life constitutes a “comedy,” this is very exciting news for a number of reasons. 781, to be exact. I have a list here, somewhere…

Aug 242010
Another Film Festival

It seems my…controversial…handling of the Christopher McNamee case has garnered even more attention-but this time, the good kind! The Long Beach Q Festival has accepted the short film based on my experiences for exhibition! I haven’t been this excited since my egress from the custodial arts. See the exhibition time under “Laugh Your Shorts Off” [...]

Aug 202010
My Story...On Film?

As you may know, a short film based on my early experiences as a clerk was produced a few earth months ago. Apparently, the living have found my story quite engaging. The film has just been accepted into something called the Flagstaff Film Festival, which I’m told is something of an honor among the living. [...]

Aug 182010

It really is wonderful to get recognition for one’s work. Moving people through to the next stage of their non-corporeal existence is exciting, of course, but every once in a while it’s nice to have your work acknowledged. You can read another positive performance review here.

Aug 092010

Got an interesting note today. It seems one of the living took it upon himself to review my job performance and, of course, found it exemplary. I have said it before and will say it again: I am very well qualified for this position. But it is always nice to hear that people appreciate your [...]